Forum: What the F??!?

yea yea i know theres 29999 threads on fu bosses but i want my own. besides being a fucking OCD jack ass why why why did i have to go to work today, its fucking snowing/iceing/justfucking shittty. yea yea i know i work for a towing company but damn it i dont drive a tow truck and every one that...

These online commercials for online universities are eating a hole in my brain. Fucking stop! You fucked off in high school, now your doing the exact job you deserve to do. But oh wait, you can continue your slacker ways and try to shortcut your way into a degree and a better job. Guess what,...

First, if you're a "good motorcyclist", good for you... But 90% of people who ride motorcycles are assholes. But you're the one who has to watch out for the assholery, because if you hit them, they die. "Start seeing motorcyclists" :piss Tonight I'm on the highway, 4 lanes, doing about 75,...

Since I graduated highschool I've been a caretaker for my mother. She suffered from both COPD and lung cancer that slowly spread to her brain. She was labeled terminal about a year ago, and given 24 hours three days ago. She was a hell of a fighter. I would be lying if I said I didn't feel lost and...

13 fucking HBO channels. At least four are Spanish and 9 are some show called Girls. What. The. Fuck?

so we're supposed to believe that your new Dorito shell tacos are sooooo delicious that hipsters will jump into their official hipster mobile (an older Volvo wagon which seems to be the choice of transportation in many commericals and movies for said hipsters) and drive over 900 miles night and day...

I turn that breathy sounding bitch with the over-the-top "sexy" voice off at least three times a day during the O&A commerical breaks. Plus the audio was badly produced, every word she says that ends with an 's' make my speakers crackle

Once again I caught the neighbor lady letting her fucking mutt shit on my lawn. This time I called her out on it. She ignored me yelling at her to pick up her dog's shit and sprinted home. 20 minutes later I have a deputy sheriff knocking at my door, laughing his ass off because she is demanding...

OK, first let me qualify..I am a volunteer EMT and Firefighter myself. I work for a paid ambulance as well. Last night there was an MVA at a lakeside community. Police arrive on scene and reports wires down, appears driver has fled the scene. Fire capt. shows up and decides to radio a call for a...

I never wanted a google account. I don't even know what it does, but somehow they forced it on me. Now it's linked to all kinds of other accounts and it's fucking them all up. Can't comment on youtube because my google account email isn't verified or someshit. Went to google, signed in, no problem,...

Really really, is that what.... really really you just said that..really fuck you... enough already.. really

Thought it was a great service until I lost my password. I need to access my gmail from abroad and I forgot my password. Entered every password I've ever used but apparently I made up a new one that was so secure even I can't access it. So I fill out the form, and it REQUIRES me to enter my...

You're on a diet. I'm not. Knock it the hell off with the snide remarks whenever I accept a piece of strawberry shortcake from the department across from us. You're not going to make me feel guilty. I'm not fat and I am healthy. I make it a point to exercise on a regular basis. ...

I have a rental that I'm working on right now. It had peeling wallpaper in both bathrooms (golly, who would have guessed wallpaper in a steamy environment would have trouble?), the entry way, and one wall each in two bedrooms. I don't know what happened, but all the wallpaper also ripped off...

That's really all I have to say. I'm in a bad mood today. Chemo sucks, radiation sucks, losing my hair sucks, losing weight sucks, puking whatever I eat sucks, not having the energy to go anywhere or do anything sucks, it just sucks. I'll be happy when this is all over, but seriously....

We just got a Dave & Busters in town. I've been wanting to go check it out, but every time I drive over there, it's fucking packed. This is to be expected because it's new and it's Oklahoma. But the problem is not with the amount of people wanting to simply drink beer and play games. The problem...

I was out with a couple friends last night at this place in OKC called "The Drunken Fry." What makes this place special is their french fries and wide selection of dipping sauces. We were sitting there, enjoying our fries, and this homeless Kurt Cobain fuckhead comes up and starts talking to us....

You and I both know you doing it on purpose to make it seem like you've got shit going on. Or that you're too important to be able to text back right away. I get it, it's a game, but let's go. Everyone I know basically does it, I've seen them do it when other people text them. I don't because...

Savage = any person that acts without morals or decency for no apparent reason where the only excuse can be they are a savage. Race/gender not a factor. Watching these 2 gentlemen walking about 645 this morning. I am sitting in an unmarked chrysler with tints. I am In uniform though. Guys...

Here is what I am referring to when I say, "Liberal Response." "You're ignorant." "You must be a conservative." "You must be Christian." These are go-to responses when a typical liberal decides to debate an issue. The opposing party, whether in the right or in the wrong or otherwise do not...

I couldn't possibly give any less of a care about your pretentiously named fuck-trophy with Jay-Z. Wow. You banged and queefed out a baby 9 months later. (and inconvienced lots of other regular people at the hospital that night too allegedly). WHO CARES????

I allowed him to live in my apt rent free while he got his shit together and he brought drugs to my place? See ya! I told him I didn't want that shit. He lasted 4 days. In that time he ate ALL my food and drank about 20 of my 30 cokes I buy for work. My heat was constantly changing from 70-75....

Skin cancer, you can go fuck yourself in your fat cancer hole and stay the fuck out of my life until the end of time. My wife had two of suspicious looking spots surgically removed on December 28, 2011. One on her right shoulder and one on her right forearm. The Dr. called her on the evening...

Some nit-wit kid hit my parked jeep in front of my house today because he says his fleabag dog was roaming around the cab of his truck and distracted him. As luck had it, it was uncharacteristically nice weather here today, with a chance of showers, so I decided to risk taking the motorcycle to...

For shutting the site down. That was one of my preferred torrent sites for several years. Grrr!

im getting fucking tired of hearing the same fuckin words over and over, especially at work. i first hated when people would say "thats hilarious" for everything they thought was funny (retards). now its the fuckin word "nice" and "thats awesome". "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

So my number was stolen and someone rang up over 40 charges on my card worth somewhere in the neighborhood of $1600. Most of the transactions were from newegg. Then there was MagicJack, Collegesportsnet, real.com, Bestbuy, 1 makeup company, 2 dating sites and netflix. My Checking acct...

My letter to Scriptwise/CVS Caremark: I sent in my Roxicodone prescription in December for a 60 day supply. Was told they couldn't read the prescription (The same script I have been getting for many months) They asked for clarification from my doctor, which he then sent a fax. He received a...

Fuck you asshat! If you hadn't left the rear compartment door open, you might have gotten away with it until shift change. Your theft of a KED, a Hare Traction, and a tool box with extrication tools, from an emergency vehicle bumps up your "prank" as you told the police the next morning when they...

I used to have a roommate now hes out and going to move in with his little brother Josh. goodbye gravy train. I can afford the place by myself but it was nice haveing a roommate that paid his bills on time, he was clean, considerate and bought beer. really this is just a giant FUCK

Watching your played-out Austrailian accented lizard babble on every day and night on TV is bad enough, but now that one with the pig repelling while screaming "WEEEE WEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEEEE!!" ? Are you TRYING to annoy people into switching insurance companys? :killme: Oh, and fuck you for...

One of the reasons I stay up here is because the Winters are fairly extreme. I enjoy my outdoor activities like Snowboarding, Skiing, Skidooing, etc. Yet, This fucking impotent Winter is shit. An average temp of 35.6? The fuck is going on? Three years back there was two feet of snow, and a day...